notoriously known as one of the worst video game consoles of all time, this piece of shit was shat out by the company known as philips who made other stuff like VCRs and DVD players but truthfully, they should have stuck to their day job. This console is also home to some really shitty games known as Hotel Mario and Link: The faces of Evil. There is no way that anybody would not have heard about these shitstains because they are notorious on the internet because the cutscenes from these terrible games are used in youtube poops everywhere. Basically, this console is just the purest form of burning dogshit.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

The greatest gaming console ever made, entirely because it is the father of YouTube Poops.