Person: Oh man Phil Plaits head is so shiny
Me: Yes he is God
>Earth crumbles before his very presence, the sky becomes black, the moon melts, the human race has faced it's judgement day as the oceans boil and ice catches fire. Phil plait takes a bite out of earth as he watches his children beg for forgiveness. He just laughs and stares<

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak