The coolest and most legendary guy to ever grace the Earth. Not to be confused with phlegm.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Weirdo with very thing eyebrows, sunbed skin, very strange hairstyle that drinks a lot and drives home the next day still over the limit like an absolute wanker.

Kinda alright

Mildly racist (Despite his foreign friends)
Heavily sexist

Famous quotes

"Women's feet are small so they can stand closer to the sink"

Commonly mistake for phelm
Definitely better then anyone called James