When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape
by jdfjhefbs. November 30, 2010
Had a certain phallic recall of me sliding my pussy down on your cock, it was so perfect, I started to cry.
by Grambam July 10, 2018
by jakens88 October 05, 2010
acts on the male phallus to keep it capable of being erect, large, and shiny; pertaining to the entire reproductive system, stimulating motions to excite and produce abundant output. In the female, motions on the genitalia resulting in arousal and irresistible orgasms and gushes.
My gf committed to the axiom "Use It or Lose It," always has us perform frequent phallic therapy, including kissing, jilqing, hand loving, fingering, tongue play on our genitalia resulting in vocal sounds and body twisting, pulses, and throbbing, with a final series of joyous, uncontrollable ejaculations, wettings, and gushes..
by gringo feliz March 02, 2014
You did before you knew about my love of icy phallicism
Oh look over there, it looks like a great big icy phallicism
Oh look over there, it looks like a great big icy phallicism
by Shaolinfantastic January 04, 2021
a super hero that looks lie a penis thats what made him funny he shoot didldos at the evil he is a rigid staff of justice
by marklar July 23, 2004
One who has a low sense of security. Phallic narcissist feel that the only people they can communicate with are people only as brilliant as they are. they tend to befriend people with gifts of intelligence only to extend there reputation.
Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.
Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.
Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.
A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.
Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.
Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.
Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.
A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.
student 1: hey look at jared, he's so ripped with his six pack, i feel like shit because i cant sport abercrombie the way he does...
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.
by redzone1 November 09, 2008

