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When someone is speaking such a truth that they have to emphasise the ‘f’ in facts and hence is spelt with a ‘ph
That’s so true, you’re really speaking phacts there!
by Michael David Ging Cox March 21, 2021
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When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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Phact: A contraction of "phantom fact". Ref. synonyms fake news, alternative fact, lie, prevarication, falsehood, bullshit. May be ineffectual for oral communication since it rhymes with fact. Suggestions for oral expression: 1. Draw out the initial consonant, "fffffact", accompanied by exaggerated eye rolling. 2. (Preferred) pronounce it, "P Hacked"; resist temptation to use this form as a transitive verb.
"KAC just gave us the phacts on that issue. Now I understand!"
by Geooeg February 17, 2017
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A portmanteau of "phony fact", referring to a statement that is presented as factual but is actually false or made-up, usually intended to deceive or confuse the listener with misinformation.
A: "Obama was born in Kenya, 9/11 was an inside job, vaccines cause autism, Trump is a Christian... and I can prove it!"
B: "You don't understand the difference between a PHACT you read online and an actual FACT."
by JAQrabbit January 24, 2019
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When your friend is a dumb piece of shit but u wanna be nice to them.
eg. hey hunny ur phact.
eg. it is opinion as phact
by ilikechlorophyll November 20, 2018
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when you think you're beautiful but you're really not
Susan: Omg Becky I'm so phact!

Becky: Clearly you are..
by totrashemma August 18, 2015
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