John: I can't find YouTube when I search on Google

Dave: Did you choose "Pages from the UK"

John: Yeah I always do

Dave: Your such a dumb pfuker

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you