(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see protein sock

When, during intercourse, the penis becomes numb due to under stimulation. The male equivalent of Zombie Beaver. Useful for Cock-Slapping, Cock-stands, Tripod-ing, etc.

Seman on a peice of clothing or towel that has dried up and is now crusted on to said objects.

a boner or erection lasting for many hours

Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.