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people that can't spell, shouldn't correct people when they spell pedophile "petifile"
by cor January 20, 2004
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a foot-scrubbing and filing implement, especially useful for dogs
Maddie used the petifile to care for Winnie's toenails.
by IngThing February 14, 2007
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Means someone who is sick in the head and likes to molest young pets.
Yo dawg did ya'll see dem peeps over therrr? Dem ones dat be in da middle be lookin like petifiles!
by DGeatatJG June 22, 2009
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lonely guy that is misunderstood by adults, one who needs companionship with others under 18 years of age who understand him.
by Superman November 28, 2003
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a old guy who needs loving from young girls
that man ach is a petifile he had sex with that schoolgirl
by croe May 22, 2007
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