Sarcastic, Funny, Observant, Sexy, Interesting, Horrible At Texting, Doesn't Have the Greatest Taste In Baseball Or Football Teams, Knows How To Make You Smile
Man I Wish I Could Be Like Peter!
by Redsoxfan! September 13, 2010
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Peters are typically the memelords. They'll be the ones sitting in the back of the class making dick jokes and teasing people. They're funny as hell but can also be complete jerks sometimes. Regardless, as long as you treat them nicely they'll be one of the most chill friends you've got.
Friend: "Yo, have you talked to Peter lately?"
Me: "Yeah bro, he was sitting in class making fun of everyone like usual."
by Succ_a_peenie_69 November 16, 2018
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v. To exaust

n. 1. A name

2. a penis
Michelle: Damn. Peter's peter petered me last night.
by ghks1117 September 22, 2009
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A complete hottie who all girls want to fuck. He has the largest cock. All the girls want him in bed with them.
Peter is so hot, and he's amazing in bed too!
by I AM VISA April 17, 2010
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Italion boyo who likes jazz. Plays with LEGOs at age 15 and is obsessed with star wars, superheros, and pokemon. Friends with a ton of indians. Is in band. Has lots of friends but isn't popular.
Bro Peter is so swaggy.

Damn bro why u spittin straight facts.
by Pedtr May 09, 2020
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A gay man who’s boyfriend is called Francois. He has a monotone voice and is the biggest physics nerd you will ever meet. A Peter will LOVE playing with robots all night long and get VERY close to them. If you meet a Peter don’t get too close and keep distance of about a kilometre just so you avoid any super strange behaviour of a gay guy with a monotone voice
“I was driving to the airport until I realised I left my most beloved possession at home: my robots!” Said Peter sobbing
by Geraldine45 October 16, 2018
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