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This is the white /yellowish discharge that sits at the end of a male dogs penis when its not erect.
guy 1: Man the other day when I picked up the dog his red crayon came out and it touched my arm leaving peter jiz on my arm. guy 2: Dude that's nasty.
by jimmybomm April 08, 2021
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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