Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

With that pink shirt on he looked very petch!

"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"

Mary: *snnnniiiiiif* I said goddamn!

John: What's wrong?

Mary: That was a big line!

John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.

woah Petch just put an absolute rib breaker into that shore five eight

This show is petch;
Can we pull over? I gotta go petch!
What's that petch?!
... and then he dumped me.

Wow.. that's petch..

She's petching again. Call emergency medical services. I fear the worst is yet to come.