Urban Dictionary: pestritto

Top definition

a very catholic and very homeschooled star wars nerd

wow that guy is such a pestritto
what a pestritto move

by anonymous protestant February 02, 2021

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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.

There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.

by Tatsuman February 18, 2018

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A stereotypical Sicilian who may or may not have connections to the mafia

Hell hath no fury like a Pestritto scorned

by anonymous protestants February 20, 2021

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Stereotypical sheltered Catholic homeschoolers who only understand references to Studio C

You’re acting like a real Pestritto right now
I met this Pestritto the other day

by anonymous protestants February 20, 2021

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