A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.
Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.
by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020
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A Besto Pesto is someone who is your best friend in the whole world. You will do anything dumb with them, bully them relentlessly, but love them unconditionally. They stick with you everywhere you go and never leave your side. You are Besto Pestos with them even if you aren't together for a little bit. Unlike best friends, you only get one Besto Pesto in your life. Choose wisely.
"You're my Besto Pesto. Even though I'm mad at you, I'll love you forever."
by Bill Brian November 13, 2019
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A sex move involving massive pales of semen. The female douses herself in the semen, while up to five males continue to ejaculate into her orafices. As the woman masturbates it results in an incredible orgasm for the woman.
We creamy pestoed that dumb bitch, Susie, at my house last night. My house is fucked. Ha, get it, 'fucked'.
by Chef Pesto May 14, 2011
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A disgusting burp of pesto, that permeates the entire room. Often leads to immediate sexual mood killing and evacuation. Even worse if done whilst kissing.
by expert_pronunciator February 02, 2010
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(n.) a mindset affecting young or inexperienced cooks, causing them to believe dumping pesto onto pasta is the only way to make a dinner.

Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.

No cure.
As a third date, Jen went over to Dylan's for dinner and learned he suffered from Pesto Manifesto.
by nolandc September 20, 2019
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