Urban Dictionary: pesto

Money–especially green, paper money–which is the same color as pesto.

"It's pay day, Denny! Time for the boss to put a dollop of pesto into our wallets. Ah, greenbacks!"

In light of the direct italian translation meaning "to pound," to pesto something means to smash in a rather brute sexuall manner.

Bro, Brian pestoed that sloot way back.

by Dick Lyman May 08, 2008

A potent mixture of marijuana aka headies and hash oil.

Chillin in the benzo
Puffin on dat pesto

by Mr Blaze May 08, 2007

"I wafe my mazzic wan, and PESTO!"

by princess_prozac March 01, 2008

Kid:Mum my tummy hurts so bad! I have diarrhea!
Mum:It's your fault, pesto on your spaghetti yesterday!
Kid:But I like pesto, It's delicious!

by star queen November 18, 2015

Pesto means an idiot someone who is stupid

"Isn't he so pesto"

by Ganggangroadman December 21, 2017

Those who have accpeted the pesto way of life

Jim-"What are the pesto boyz?"
Tucker-" Get out of my life"

by Pocket_chassis December 18, 2016