(v.) complain or point out the obvious with the intent to annoy others in the process.

(n.) A pesterfuck; one who pesterfucks.

(adj.) Pesterfucking; As in: you pesterfucking asshole.

(adv.) Pesterfuckingly; As in: My familyesterfuckingly opens presents.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.