A type of fruit that is superior to all other kinds of fruits.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A fruit that is orange most of the time.

A.) a fruit
B.) a relly fat girl with the worst laugh on the planet. a complete snob who is very insecure. will only accept weird-os as her friendz and likes to hide behind a computer screen, pretending shes hot shit. she has a really werd acent

Persimmons like to do physics with cats and Libby. Some would say he is a sexy beast. Persimmons says it's too big, but in reality it is too small. Make sure he does not get perturbed. Don't you dare hurt him so! Before you get to know him, check his laundry... oops that shirt is dirty let's take that off. Also, be aware he loves weird smells.

A penis ravaged by herpes