My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.
by ScammerKy March 7, 2017
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The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.
Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."
by baconspanker March 28, 2015
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To be so horny and pull no hoes that you use any site to find something to cure your down badness
This guy is down perpetually, he's watching porn 24/7.
by sheeesh.2345 May 13, 2021
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The team name from The Big Bang Theory. According to Howard Wolowitz, it is beyond the law of physics and, plus, a little heads for the ladies because they can go all night.
For an awesome team name, we should be the perpetual motion squad or pms for short.
by Wolowizard23 June 19, 2017
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Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.
I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"
by munkieflu March 6, 2014
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In the act of re-rolling used joint/blunt roaches, there is always that one roach that has been re-rolled over and over again. Hence a perpetual roach.
Hey man, doesn't that perpetual roach blunt taste like crap? I've seen you use the same roach 7 times now.
by Murphy1234asdf March 13, 2021
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Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.
Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers
by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012
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