by ghost is the shit December 27, 2014
Jessica Alba is a Perpetual Fuck. If I was blessed with a Schlaktus I'd make her the happiest woman on this planet, if she isn't already.
by Dr. Schlaktus April 07, 2009
Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.
"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
by piratesof2 February 10, 2011
A man who only gets sex cause women feels bad for him, but he never catches on or tries to change his way. Instead he goes through life fucking girls way to hot for him and not satisfying them.
I cant find a girlfriend but likely i am a perpetual pity fuck so I can let someone feel bad for fucking me.
by megalomcintosh December 10, 2011