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An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time
I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried
by iateyourcookie June 26, 2008
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids
Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck
by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018
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an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.

Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.
"Oh my god look at that huge Permaboner."
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away
by giiiirrl please January 19, 2011
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When someone either maintains a boner constantly, or gets one countlessly throughout the day.
"Dude, my friend Robert has a perma-boner. We can't go out anywhere without him having to hide it."
by The_Lab_Rat September 22, 2009
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A occurence that is painful in a good way, generally while hanging out with a really attractive person.
God, I had this permaboner the whole time I was with her.
by pwner13 October 20, 2010
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Having a permanent boner due to a messed up penis or an overdose of viagra. Permanent boner.
“Dude I took nine viagras now I have a permaboner!”
by evdadfinnesedyourbitch February 13, 2018
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