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adj. Flat, tired, pre-caffeinated. The opposite of perky.
At 9.30am, Felishia was feeling perkless after waking up at 5.30am.
by fredllama December 08, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A job with no benefit whatsoever other than earning a crappy salary and taking crap from your boss.
Jim's job is perkless, he should quit and save himself the hassle.

That freakin job is so perkless!!
by agale71 November 12, 2007
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