The greatest excuse/scapegoat in the world.

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A span of time.

I bet you're a teenage boy with a diiiiiiiirty mind and you're looking things up on urban dictionary that make us girlzzz feel embarrassed.

A nonstop flow of blood that every girl has for one week every month. Guys THINK it's torture for them, but they have no uterus, so they can't have an opinion.

They suck.
Commas rule.

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God's monthly torture towards women for Eve's mistake

The time of the month when female hormones wage a bloody battle against said female. An unfertilized egg that had sauntered down from the ovaries through the falliopian tubes and been stood up by its date, sperm, and the lining of the uterus become the refugees of the battle, and flee through the vagina, and on to the poor female's panties. Sometimes though, the female loses her war-ravaged mind, and thinking she can stop the misery, shoves a wad of cotton up her twat. This, like many peace-keeping efforts, fails frequently.