When you have the shits...and your intestines actually sound like a percolator.

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The feeling that the diarrhea in your guts is gurgling up & down your GI tract, sometimes happens just before the 2 minute warning.

Colloquial. The process whereby intestinal churning and tumult cause gases trapped in the digestive tract to become infused with particulate fecal matter, resulting in dense, suffocating flatulence capable of leaving a residue.

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A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.

The act of urinating into someone’s anus.

So called due to the sound made & the colour of the fluid produced