A some what tall ginger with a nasty habit of abusing his friend (he only has one) he does this out of the pure fact that he want to try and show his bravo as a male even though he doesn't actually like fighting unless it it the creepy dog like creature "Ethan Brown"

cool term for dr. pepper

Running rapid, featured in Brandon Rogers' "A Day with mom"

A condition that commonly occurs in bachelors, especially ones who are dating. When the victim's girlfriend leaves for extended periods of time, the victim enters a near paralyzing state of concupiscence. If the period in time is considerably long, the victim can deteriorate to the point at which they are ready to sodomize a brick wall.

A very delicious beverage, guaranteed to cleanse your being and make you happier even after your family dies and your girlfriend dumps you because you cried and looked like a pussy.

Annoying little fuckers who tend to ruin every college football and hockey game we go to. Their "music" just pisses everyone off, and regardless of the fact that we have a 3 million dollar sound system installed we still have to suffer through these sons of bitches.
Characterized by really gay costumes, marching in some retarded shape on the field, playing outdated and unpopular instruments very poorly, and taking up roughly 200 seats at any given game.
Popular in the 20's when there were no other options at said games, now pep band is a complete waste of space/money.
I assure you, the fans get much more excited to hear a good song over the sound system, rather than hearing the school song played for the 500th time in the last 20 minutes.

to get oral sex.
to receive a blowjob.
to have another human's mouth (preferably female) on your penis and going in an up and down motion till orgasm.