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1.Person who is self-obsessed and a big douche...penistwats often have livejournals.
2.A cross between a penis and a twat.
2.A cross between a penis and a twat.
'I'm such a penistwat, I just can't stop updating my livejournal'
'Oh balls! I have a penistwat! what am I?'
'Oh balls! I have a penistwat! what am I?'
by Schmaz March 14, 2005
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020