1. (verb) To grab a male's crotch, usually in an attempt to grab the penis. Can be done for any reason but is usually done out of perversion or immaturity.

2. (verb) To act in a flaming gay manner.
1. Don't you ever penisize me again, that's just gross.

2. Quit penisizing, man, that's not cool.
by PvtChurch May 08, 2005
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Can be used to describe something that is either really good or really bad.
We went on a road trip last weekend; it was penises man!

I hate work. It's PENISES!
by D-lo June 06, 2003
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A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.
"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"
by the hangar September 03, 2008
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when you are penisally inactive it means you dont have a big penis, joking that it is so small its not there. somewhat like sexually inactive
hey, im so penisally inactive, its like it checks out until i have a boner, even then its on its night shift, meaning its tired af.
by noushut February 24, 2018
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