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1. From the verb 'to penis'.
2. Any act involving use of the penis.
3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
2. Any act involving use of the penis.
3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.
The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.
The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.
by serbear4u February 15, 2009
Jul 5 Word of the Day
An embarrassed smile.
"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"
"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"
"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
2
The act of inserting your penis.
"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."
"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."
"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."
by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013
3
The verb of the noun "penis" meaning to engage in activities involving the male genetalia. Sentences involving this word are useful to relieve the monotony of tedious lessons, CCF exercises. Try exclaiming one of the examples below when everything is quiet.
Sir, tell Chris to stop penising me...
'Tis rather penising, is it not peaceful maiden?
Sometimes this place is just so penising.
I hear they've booked Chris for penising with intent.
'Tis rather penising, is it not peaceful maiden?
Sometimes this place is just so penising.
I hear they've booked Chris for penising with intent.
by Ed W, who is Lord November 11, 2004