To quote Peter. Slang for, "Peter says". Peter knows cool, Peter knows hip.
Leroy - How's that new club downtown?
Deevan - Penises it's fly.
by TSpank July 03, 2003
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rare but common disorder in which one must always use sometimes two contradictory ideas
penisitis got you down?
by Bradleyfive April 19, 2008
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(Verb) To penis someone; to smack them anywhere as apunishment for a stupid comment.
Person A: 10 x 10 = 1000 right?
Person B: are you kidding me???
Person A: oooooooh right!! It equals 100
Person B: ::smaks Person A in stomach::
Person C: HAHAHA!! You were penised!!
by Eham June 12, 2005
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Any festy looking peenie, unwashed or smelly peenie, peenie with cheese, male STD, secretions from the peenie, pimples on or near the peenie, or even just a really embarrassingly small peenie can be said as having penisitis.
*Please note, if a wang gets penisitis, it is then classed as being a peenie, not a wang* (Please refer to PEENIE)
"Oh my God!! Have you seen Andrew's cock? He has a nasty case of penisitis!!"
"Dude, you might wanna go see a doctor about that, it looks like you got penisitis"
by Vag hater May 08, 2008
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1. One who is infatuated with the penis or multiple penises, sometimes simultaneously.

2. One who enjoys randomly grabbing people's penises; faggot
by Franksta June 05, 2003
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When you wanna say something's negative, instead of
using words like bad , horrible , fucker , dumbass you use PENISAL because it's a substitution to all those words.
What penisal weather we're having.

My brothers being so penisal about everything lately. He needs to lighten the fuck up.

Stop being penisal and get vaginal , bitch!
by Miaa miaa October 09, 2011
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1. to dominate one's tasks
2. to defeat convincingly
1. Sentence: I really penised that test
2. Sentence: Team A penised Team B; the game was never close.
by Daddy_1 April 14, 2010
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