The pre-evolved form of erectisaur, penisaur is a freakin hard rock type pokemon and is known for its feared attack "deep penetration" and is related to that nigger pokemon electabuzz.

See phallusaurus...

A very sexy asian.

The kids that are too cool for school.

The scariest dinosaur of them all.

A dinosaur made out of penises. Relatively the same height as Godzilla. Known for its Firejizz attack.

A prehistoricly old person who hates the world because of their own failures and regrets and is generally just unpleasant and awkward to even talk about in decent circles.