1. Forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and <insert orifice here>. Doesn't really need much more explanation.

Long, Soft, Hard edible substance, also great for the hard to reach areas.

The verb of the noun "penis" meaning to engage in activities involving the male genetalia. Sentences involving this word are useful to relieve the monotony of tedious lessons, CCF exercises. Try exclaiming one of the examples below when everything is quiet.

Zakainen's feeble attempt at communicating with humans.

When you and a friend have sex with the same girl in the course of three years or 100 bangs, whichever comes first, you share a bond created by your penis in the girl. You are therefore penisiblings.

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

When an individual has had someone elses penis rubbed over them, usually unwillingy. Most commonly rubbed on the head