A person who loves the cock and gets aroused by rather large male organs

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A guy who will do anything to get a hold of large dicks.
Also often drives a scooter.

A term used by plump unhappy chicks to justify why a man doesn't find them attractive.