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A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.
Supermario's penis was too large - so he retired - and become a penis god.
by mariomario August 26, 2006
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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A. A penis so large, no man or woman could understand the power of the penis AKA Dave.
"That cock was huge last night, it ripped my shit to shreads. Dave is definetly a Penis God."
by Daves Friend From Last Night November 14, 2009
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