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when one sees someone so un-sexually arousing that the tip of the penis literally clenches shut. One assumes this is a natural human reaction to even the slightest chance of sperm leaving the body and finding its way to an egg housed in the object of one's disgust, thus furthering the insult to mankind that is said person.
Guy 1: "dude, that look on your face, are you penis clenching?"
Guy 2: "Check out Nora the whale over by the concessions stand" (shocker)
by thebiggercat September 11, 2010
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When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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