There are so many penis boogers in my underwear because I had to please myself because I have morning wood because girls find me unattainable and grotesque. The dried penis boogers are difficult to get out in the wash.
by ferraldi January 11, 2011
"I dry heave every time I remember Zack's booger penis."
"Please turn out the lights so I don't have to see your booger penis"
"Please turn out the lights so I don't have to see your booger penis"
by Lady123456 January 16, 2009
These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
by M, M, & D August 08, 2020