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1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.
3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.
3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.
"Was that a penilizer, just now?"
"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."
"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"
"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"
"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."
"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"
"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"
by Follower of The Might of P. July 20, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018