I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
by Sazzy J October 22, 2015
The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand
When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.
by David99uk December 13, 2017
Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”
Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”
Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”
by This is not pudding May 24, 2020
by The most awesome April 18, 2019
when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.
while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.
by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014