A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
by Deadrune April 06, 2017
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A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.
Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”
by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020
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by Dickolas Cage November 09, 2019
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I’m having a penile refunction
by xoxo_pancake October 06, 2021
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The region surrounding the penis and the testicles in the male human body. Animals often also have penile regions but less developed than the human penile region.
Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.
Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.
by peppodo the third February 22, 2017
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by andreasbusch January 19, 2021
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by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019
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