New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.