1. A penile is your DING DONG penis.
2. The "tra-la-la" of the male variety.
3. The oposite of a "vagai-gai."
2. The "tra-la-la" of the male variety.
3. The oposite of a "vagai-gai."
Person 1: "Awmg I be jealous of your penile, brah!"
Person 2: "I know, right! It's like... twice the size of my penis!!"
Person 2: "I know, right! It's like... twice the size of my penis!!"
by <33Divine<33 September 25, 2010
1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.
3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.
3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.
"Was that a penilizer, just now?"
"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."
"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"
"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"
"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."
"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"
"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"
by Follower of The Might of P. July 20, 2009
by krystdopey December 1, 2010
We were in the showers, and feelings of Penility overwhelmed me.
by xxxx December 10, 2003
Pronunciation: 'pE-"nIl
Function: adjective
: of, relating to, or affecting denial of the penis. Most commonly denial of the lack of length.
Function: adjective
: of, relating to, or affecting denial of the penis. Most commonly denial of the lack of length.
by slayer of ignorance September 13, 2005
a harsh form of punishment, the penis is surgically removed from the genital area and re-attached to the forehead of the offender
by the kdw May 2, 2010
An extremely large penis.
Origin: The words "penis" and "Nile" combined; the Nile river being a long body of water that is worshiped for bringing life to Egypt.
Origin: The words "penis" and "Nile" combined; the Nile river being a long body of water that is worshiped for bringing life to Egypt.
by Allora December 2, 2003
