waking up to a giant penis on your face; usualy drawn with a black perminant marker
that nikka Rodney penilized me after i passed out on his couch
by GBL July 18, 2008
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Penile means pinoy with a HUGE penis
I saw a penile at the store.
Did you see that penile!
Judging by you penile you are pinoy.
by Jerry Casino November 09, 2007
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1. A penile is your DING DONG penis.
2. The "tra-la-la" of the male variety.
3. The oposite of a "vagai-gai."
Person 1: "Awmg I be jealous of your penile, brah!"
Person 2: "I know, right! It's like... twice the size of my penis!!"
by <33Divine<33 September 24, 2010
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1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.

3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.
"Was that a penilizer, just now?"

"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."

"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"

"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"
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penile refers to a guy who gets his sexual gratification by having his penis stimulated.
All guys are penile by nature!
by USAF Cadet July 02, 2021
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Being punished or penalized because you're a woman by unsympathetic males in the work place.
"When I returned, my boss and coworkers penilized me for having to take maternity leave."
by krystdopey November 30, 2010
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