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Somthing you stick in a female mouf.
My penif is in your mouf.
by Clash September 16, 2003
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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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nerd version of male genitalia, usually small and weak. "millimeter peter"
NERD: i have a penif
GIRL: uhhhh bye! <stupid little dicked fag>
by horsecock April 17, 2003
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If yo penis be floppin, issa penif. No other explanation.
Man, yo penis so stank it be floppin!
Yo, Jag! Nice penif bro !!
by Anaaaa wack October 05, 2020
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