When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it

When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis

A term describing online gaming frustration.

A penis that picks up things moderately well.

the biggest thing in the universe, also known as baby carrot

emo-penis (german: emo-penis) is a definition for people with dyed hair and piercings.

The attitude common in cranks and tech nerds who try to avoid being “sheeple” by creating unnecessary complexity. This includes attemps at “sticking it to the man” by avoiding elegant, well honed solutions. They have the relentless urge to muck around default settings to show how 1337 they are.
Good examples are installing pfsense instead buying an off the shelf router that’s simpler. Using the command line (for non repetetive tasks) even though the GUI takes the same time.