The most powerfull and potent creature on the face of the Earth. Bent on controlling the worlds major vacum factories....... they want the world too... And the cheese-flavoured fish.
seal: that penguin just schooled me!
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how many penguins does it take to destroy all humans? One, cuz they can rock anyone's socks.
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The 'disease' that inspired Linus Torvalds, Linux creator, to make a penguin (Tux) the Linux logo.
"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."

If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!
by This is CS50 in Los Angeles January 25, 2014
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1)The creature you can steal from Antartica without authorities noticing.
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds
1) you stole my penguin!!!
2) w00t!!! look at that penguin go!
by n00b February 19, 2004
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1. An extremely cool flightless bird that genally lives in cold areas.

2. A racist term describing a person whose half black and half white.
1. OMG! Look a penguin!

2. OMG! Look a penguin! *gets jumped*
by SingingMime May 21, 2006
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The all time greatest NHL team that plays in Pittsburgh. Mario Lemieux is the captain, owns, and plays for the Pens.
Two time, back to back Stanley Cup champions in 1991 & 1992.
by CJ Henry April 01, 2004
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Guy1:Hey man look at those penguins all over there!

Guy2:Dude what are you talking about we're in baltimore?

Guy:1 Yeah over there in the black suits... see how they all look the same and waddle.
by RobsterMan December 17, 2007
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After a man climaxes in a woman's anus, the cheek clinching waddle she makes on her way to the toilet to avoid spilling on the new carpet.
"I'm getting rid of my hardwood floors strictly for the penguin encounters"
by bobsurf April 18, 2008
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