"oh my fuck have you heard that guy is dating penguinie he's the luckiest person in the world"
"yeh I agree he probably is"

*Bob speaking to his friend* “hey what’s up Penguiny “

I had to travel 200 kilometers to Ristorante Folgaria in the mountains just so I could order the penguini. It was delizioso!

Erik hooked up with Susan and Pepi had her time with Bear - who would have thunk that a 30+ year old couple would be amazing swinging partners for a 70+ couple - now that’s a juicy penguini - thanks Clay

Jason : hey dude you saw how stoned that penguin was?
that one kid in the corner : Beware of the penguini
Jason : dude what does that even mea-
Jason : 0-+- -<

You walk is quite penguiny......