To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.
by Borne June 24, 2007
by Megaross November 27, 2009
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by bad man blondi December 22, 2011
by badman February 12, 2004
Person 1: What the fcuk is that?
2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!
1# Oh man I just got penged.
2# You got penged bigg man.
2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!
1# Oh man I just got penged.
2# You got penged bigg man.
by Mr Pacman June 11, 2010

