To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.
i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk
by Borne June 24, 2007
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Peng, short for penguin.
"Aww babe check out that cute peng"
Or
"Bro you got any peng biscuits for my tea and shit?"
by Megaross November 27, 2009
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Noun. A term which means marijuana

Verb. A term which means smoking marijuana
Usage as a noun - "Pass the peng"

Usage as a verb - "He's penging that spliff"
by M.Hustler November 19, 2007
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to describe a drug or drugs that is potent or strong
by bad man blondi December 22, 2011
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high quality cannabis usually gets you stoned after 1 spliff
this is some chronic shit, itz the peng!
by badman February 12, 2004
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Being caught off guard by a homosexual object or comment.
Person 1: What the fcuk is that?

2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!

1# Oh man I just got penged.

2# You got penged bigg man.
by Mr Pacman June 11, 2010
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