- Ohh, did you see that thing that happended the other night? A fuckboy had all the girls att the party on hes side but he only looked at one girl.
-He has to be a Penetrator-Chris.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”