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The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.
"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."
by ColdFusion July 16, 2003
May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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1: Oh, hola amigo, tu tienes no pene!
2: I dont speak spanish
1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
2: I dont speak spanish
1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
by Hizzo April 11, 2003
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The correct usage for the plural of penis. However, it should not be a real word; because there should never be a sentence involving more than one penis.
by webbedtoehero January 16, 2011
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1. To win a football match by a margin of 3 goals or higher
2. Inserting the male sexual organ into someone
3. Hopping on ps with the mandem
2. Inserting the male sexual organ into someone
3. Hopping on ps with the mandem
‘It’s impossible not to give govind the pene when playing against him on FIFA’
‘Giving ur mum el pene last night was the best thing I’ve done since drinking some Crite’
‘Anyone pening lads?’
‘Giving ur mum el pene last night was the best thing I’ve done since drinking some Crite’
‘Anyone pening lads?’
by junibus February 16, 2019
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My girl licked nutella off my pene last night... I was sad i didn't get any nutella... but i did get off.
by touchmypene May 02, 2007