by rss August 22, 2003
A shorter name for the Portuguese penalty merchant Penaldo which was derived from his shorter range of football talents i.e: No vision, passing or effective dribbling whatsoever but scoring only tapins and penalties as well as doing 500 stepovers a match only to partially complete 3 dribbles. This name is also synonymous to Kung-fu Panda due to his similar traits to panda when told to setup a wall for a freekick or his aggressive celebration after scoring a tapin from his teammates hard work.
1. Pendu is my idol, I want to grow up and score tapins and penalties and be called goat.
2. Pendu is mid but we are not allowed to see that.
3. The PSG wall against Manchester City was coached by Pendu.
2. Pendu is mid but we are not allowed to see that.
3. The PSG wall against Manchester City was coached by Pendu.
by High IQ football fan May 09, 2021
A penalty merchant fraud alleged footballer from Portugal. He loves to stat pad against small teams like Crotone and Andorra and disappear against Porto, Ajax, and Lyon. He is known to cry whenever the referee does not give him a penalty.
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