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Gay slang: to lick the ejaculate off your partners buttocks after pulling out. Especially popular in the upper midwest.
Wow, dude, the sex was amazing, but then he totally start to pence me, and that was just a little too kinky for me. At least he didn't go for the santorum.
by IndyStarlet March 31, 2015
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Hey Jon, I see you have to take a piss as well, would you like to have a sword fight? We could "Pence"
by Dipshitty417 March 28, 2017
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She tapped me on the shoulder and I reflexively penced.
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I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.
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I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.
by JohnnySwitchblade June 06, 2017
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Wwhat happens to your penis when you take a girl back to your room after drinking all, night and can't get it up!!!! "Things were going great, until I had a pence."
by Frodo069 June 04, 2018
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An ignorant, homophobic, judgmental, self centered, corrupt Jesus freak who thinks he is more superior than We the people; because he's a bitch
by Leo Might March 21, 2018