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A common delusion, typically in older males, where their supposed sexual exploits are recounted time and again, often increasing in detail and sexual content with each retelling, typically much to the dismay of the lister. Known to occur occasionally in gender confused females.
Jon: Walter really has a lot of stories about his exploits with European women when he was a tour guide in Iran.
Bob: Ha! Iranian tour guide? Were all those babes touring nuke plants and terrorist training camps?
Jon: Yeah, I guess poor old Wally really just has a bad case of penagination as well as halitosis.
Bob: Wonder if he weighed 300 pounds back then too?
Bob: Ha! Iranian tour guide? Were all those babes touring nuke plants and terrorist training camps?
Jon: Yeah, I guess poor old Wally really just has a bad case of penagination as well as halitosis.
Bob: Wonder if he weighed 300 pounds back then too?
by SC_HICK_69 June 08, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011