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Pemis means sad face. It's the opposite of vagima. Nobody wants to see your pemis.
Aw, look at that guys pemis.
You mean penis?
No pemis you uncultured fuck.
by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 17, 2017
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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1)a typo commonly made by those who rush to get to the "penis" entries to giggle like sissies at the 125+ definitions; synonyms include pebis, punis, penid, pines, etc.
let's loik up pemis in the dixtiomary
by Thomas Hersh February 03, 2004
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Jerry: Hi Greg.
Greg: Pemis
Jerry: You arent funny
by Blurglehus February 09, 2021
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Penis with an m so it’s child friendly
“Pemis”
by Pemis_pemis January 17, 2021
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Desperate spinster's wish for eligible, edible and mailable male preferably with a bachelor's decree and suitably adorned with a bachelor's degree.
I've conclusively comte to the comclusion that eligible bachelors are simply an illusion, so I am writing the despertae spinsters veritable good guide dedicated to all pemis on how to give blow jobe to carrots,begginers; dildos,intermediate; vibrators,advanced and last, but not leaked broomsticks,honours bachelor.
by Hercolena Oliver May 04, 2008
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When penis gets censored naming something on a game (like your horse) so you use PEMIS
"*types* penis *CENSORED* PEMIS"
by The booty messiah February 18, 2019
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